WARNING!! My offering this week may be a bit beyond our normal PG rating (not much mind you). If this be bothersome, please do not venture beyond this point. It does prove that I have versatility beyond my normal uplifting, 'feel good' offerings. So without further ado, and hopefully not risking my good standing in the class, here we go. Oh, and BTW, for those word counters, I have managed this in under 100 words.
There was once a lusty cowgirl from Stinnett called Sue,
Whose bestest beau was a strapping cowboy named Hugh.
Hugh and Sue's life on the range was great, even grand,
Until that day when Hugh couldn't meet Sues,ummm, sexual demand.
Not meaning to be callous, Sue ordered some Cialis from Dallas,
Which, as we know, could cure Hugh's problematic phallus.
The package of Cialis was promptly shipped from Dallas to Stinnett.
They opened the bottle and Hugh took the pill that was in it,
And to their amazement,it was growing bigger by the minute.
You are a corker! The minute I read this prompt, I just knew someone was going to head in this direction. And you did in rhyme! This was hysterical. Kat
ReplyDeleteGreat rhyming and what a play with the prompt, cool!
ReplyDeleteI guess we can expect a little "dirty ditty" from a "mudbug" every so often! Silly!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Jeff, if anyone can get away with this, it is certainly you. I did have to get a magnifier to read it, though. I can tell that you ARE feeling better.
ReplyDeleteJeff, I'm applauding your efforts. This was so much fun. Hey, Ames and Jenny asked for it - too-with that prompt. You just worked with it very, very well.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs.
xoRobyn
Loved it! (though I nearly had to put my glasses on to read the tiny font.)
ReplyDeleteSomeone had to go down that route with that prompt didn't they? It was just asking for it. (as was Sue by all accounts.)LOL
Very good. ;-)
Ha Ha Ha Ha that was not offensive at all even if it went a little past the PG - Very funny - Great job!
ReplyDeleteOMG, LOL. I almost went there too but changed mine at the last minute. Jeff, you are braver than me, ha, ha, ha.
ReplyDeleteThis was delightful fun for the end of my rather trying day! :)
ReplyDeleteomg, I'm laughing hysterically over this one. great, great job.
ReplyDeleteI wondered who would be the one to go this route.
ReplyDeleteFunny!
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LOL ... I LOVED it!!
ReplyDeleteYour rhyming is great! Ah so it was on the edge. We all need to look over the edge every once in awhile. Thanks for being so brave! Hee Hee!~Ames
ReplyDeleteThis came alive when I read it out loud :)
ReplyDeleteYou are the only one who had the guts to take that route...I loved the poetic styling too....so can we toast to their happy ever after?.... :D
ReplyDeleteGood job with a sensitive PG-13 take on the prompt...creatively and tastefully done !!!
ReplyDeleteYikes!
ReplyDeleteSorry, I hopp over everything that is not PG. I did not read this.
ReplyDeleteI'm just here to say 'hi'.
Anna
Anna's SC week 40 '...growing bigger...'
hahaha I cant stop laughing at the end! Fun story!
ReplyDeleteJeff! You crack me up! But we already e-mailed about this!
ReplyDeleteLove the way you walked right up to the edge of PG13 and teetered almost (just almost mind you!) over the edge!
You rocked this prompt.