Frank and Sue

There was once a rooster named Frank

Who was married to a hen named Sue.

Frank drank, and landed in the tank.

Sue stewed and said they were through.

Frank's heart sank as he sat in the tank,

And into the corner of his cell he shrank.

But Sue, kind hearted Sue, became blue

Thinking of Frank, and their love so true.

So, Sue being musical, made up a song,

A song she sang the whole day long.

"I'm not a chicken

of the Col. Sanders kind,

finger-lickin...

I'm a lovin gal,

married to Frank,

who's in the tank

because he drank...

I'll bail him out,

we'll scream and shout

there is no doubt,

but in the end

we'll work it out.

I'm a chicken..."